Saturday, May 29, 1999

Paper Street Soap





I managed to get some liposuctioned fat from the liposuction dump. They make the best soap. It's really ironic how the same rich people that pay to get their fat removed end up buying them back in soap. That's because only the rich people can afford them. To them, we're all trash, they don't care of the way we live. That's why I started fight club, to free the courageous and hardworking laborers from being oppressed.

I'm having more members at fight club now, I will probably have them help me make the soap. Its really popular and I'm having trouble carrying out all the orders.

Thursday, May 20, 1999

Fight Club is made!

After some exhilarating fight against myself in the parking lot, people have started to join in on the fight. Naturally I welcomed those fellas and the people just kept coming. Soon I had to start a club to make everything more organized.
THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
THE SECOND RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
THE THIRD RULE ABOUT FIGHT CLUB IS TWO MEN PER FIGHT
THE FOURTH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS ONE FIGHT AT A TIME
THE FIFTH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS NO SHOES NO SHIRTS
THE SIXTH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS FIGHTS GO ON AS LONG AS THEY HAVE TO
THE SEVENTH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS THOSE THAT ARE AT FIGHT CLUB FOR THE FIRST TIME HAVE TO FIGHT.