Project mayhem

RULES:
1. Don't ask questions
2. Don't ask questions
3. No excuses
4. No lies

I'm taking things up a notch since the other me was going wild in the fights. He wanted to destroy this world that has so much and yet deprived him of all. I agree with him.

Fight Club members are not automatically eligible for project mayhem. Come to the house with the following:
-2 Black shirts
-2 Black pair of trousers
-1 pairs of heavy black shoes
-2 pairs of black socks and 2 pair of plain underwear
-1 heavy black coat
-one white towel
-1 cot mattress
-1 white plastic mixing bowl

There's already a couple people waiting outside. I've rejected all of them. I will go along with the Zen Buddhists: only when someone waits outside for 3 days can they show that they have the ability to be part of project mayhem. Only people that determined will be willing to carry out my tasks dutifully-and that includes the soap.

Fight Club grows

Chapters of fight clubs have sprung up everywhere! I no longer have complete control or knowledge of all the clubs. Many club leaders have never even met me. They've come up with all sorts of ridiculous myth about me. Like how I only sleep only 1 hour a day(which is false because I never sleep, the entire me that is), or how I do plastic surgery every three years so no one would know me! I've developed several committees. And because of the overwhelming amount of members that check my blog, I will submit news and info of our group here.
IF YOU AREN'T A MEMBER, PLEASE LEAVE AND DON'T COME BACK, OR WE WILL COME AFTER YOU!
So... here is the order of meeting dates:
Monday:Arson
Tuesday:Assault
Wednesday:Mischief
Thursday: Misinformation
Friday: Organized Chaos
Saturday: Bureaucracy of Anarchy

FOR THE ASSAULT COMMITTEE:
new rule!
You must pick a fight with someone and lose! This will be your homework every time you go home from fight club. We need to show the people out there that they do have the capacity to win and dominate.
If you win, you SCREWED up.
No questions
No answers
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Project Mayhem begins

Marla

I've always liked Marla. Ever since the other me met her at the groups. So today, she called claiming that she's gonna kill herself, the other me didn't care and so I took over and went to her aid. I ended up saving her life, and she had to keep me up all night...you know, I don't think I need to say what we did.
I think the other me knows, but he doesn't know that he is I so he acts coldly towards Marla. As a fragment of his own soul, I know the truth, but as of right now he is too weak to hold on for himself. I must change his way of life.